Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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Lunar’s Armor
June 2, 2025Lunar's Armor by "Link" 3 Pages Phoenix Rebirth, another technology brought to you by the Microsoft Union of companies, and by the technology of the fiftieth century. It costs a whopping, 50,000,000,000 Dollars for a single tube. But such a tube can be reused thousands…
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Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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THE UNIVERSALITY OF MAUREEN
May 3, 2008Water gushes down from the showerhead onto me and my troubles are washed away. They of course accumulate again, as does the dirt during the working day. But a good shower – nothing beats it – not a good hard hot shower. Who can go…
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The Janitors Puppies
April 27, 2008I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in. That happened to one kid, and when his father,…
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Strategizin’ real hard
April 23, 2007“Billy” from ‘The East Coast’ writes:Dear Mr. Bob,Many of the folks workin’ beneath me say you don’t know what you’re talking about when goin’ political. But time seems to favor your ideas.Now, I don’t wanna say who exactly I happen to be, but this much…
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Senitram Summer Road Trip 2023!
June 23, 2023I put the Star Bars story on hold to tell you all about the Senitram Summer Road Trip 2023! We're fortunate that we can afford little vacations now and then. Basically it's dumb luck, we bought our house when the interest rates were, like 3%,…
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More of that President Crap!
July 23, 2025I wish to make an addendum to last week’s column “Shit I will change when I am the President”: Majority Rules! This will be the motto of my office. I say this because if 80% of the population smokes, cigarettes that is, then smoking can…
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High Tech
March 13, 2010I have just been in a terrible predicament,A tight spot which I am sure will make the strongest stomached of readers wince.A dilemma which I have also considered but never dared to consider would happen.Well happen it did.I was busying myself in the kitchen preparing…
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The New Job – Part None
November 17, 2023I'm excited to tell you about my first day on the new job, but sadly, I can't. Instead, I'm going to comment on my fellow columnists. First, Spamrider mentioned that he wants to get paid for his columns. Well, that just doesn't make any sense…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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