Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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Lock, Stock, and Barrel
October 4, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - "Get out before I toss you out on your fat ass," my wife shouted at me during one of her frequent tirades. Smart man that I am, I obeyed. To tell you the truth, when she got in one of…
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Tales of Constant, Unrelenting Insanity
November 6, 200416 Pages vol. I Larry was in a miserable mood as he left the slaughterhouse at 5:00 PM after working an 8 ½ hour-shift, then being laid off. It was like the world had stabbed him in the back, and opened up a wound where…
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Alter ego No. 28
June 15, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
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Falling
June 12, 20006 Pages His attention focused on a woman waiting at the bus stop with a bag of groceries. She was a sad sight to see. Looking back in the window, he saw the television playing music videos inside. Maury looked down at his feet as…
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The Surgery!!!
August 14, 2024Hi!!! You'll be happy to know that my latest surgery was a success!!! I had the first ever neck elongation surgery in the world, and soon I'll be able to take my show on the road!! I wanted to give you a step by step…
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I’m Too Sexy To Be Cuttin’ The Grass
June 30, 2012Tyketto---Dig In Deep MoTW---21 Jump Street Don't know what it is, but I must look really sexy when I cut the grass. Think I've mentioned this before and if I haven't, then it's something new. If I have, it's something old but you'll just have…
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The Mad Dearth of Jerome
September 12, 2005Demons & Wizards---"Touched By the Crimson King"MoTW---"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra"You've just gotta get that movie listed above and check it out. It's oneof those flicks where you don't have to just watch it but can kindaparticipate with a lovely little drinking game. Go get…
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This Is Really Over The Place
April 9, 2011Whitesnake---Forevermore MoTW---Micmacs I actually had something to write about this week, something interesting(for once). I had it all planned out in my head, had it storyboarded and all thatother jazz and them something amazing happened: I forgot what it was! This is either a sing…
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Trapped in Bob’s Closet
February 2, 2025Somebody please help me. Bob has got me locked up in his closet. It’s dark and scary in here and it smells funny. In fact it smells like Bob. It smells like Bob if Bob were a truckload of sweaty gym socks and soiled underwear.…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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