The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)
December 27, 20107 Pages Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners…
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A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue
February 24, 2025A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue by Randy Bone [The following is an actual, unedited “conversation” with an artificial intelligence chat bot. The bot’s responses have been rendered in bold and italics.] There once were three beautiful ladies. Interesting! Is there anything…
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Whatever Happened To Mr. Sockforahead?
January 15, 2007by Joshua Blanc -Strange - 6 Pages - Most kids, Billy's Mum was apt to tell him, built sandcastles at the beach. Not Billy; he was much happier digging a hole. Sometimes, if he dug deep enough, he would reach the water level and all…
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The Theory
June 1, 2005-Sci-Fi - 1 Page - “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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About The Dance For Safety
February 25, 2023I might have mentioned this years ago in one of my other “blogs”, but I think it's time for a reiteration!If you're at a party or a gathering and there's a DJ, ask them to play “The Safety Dance” and they either refuse or say…
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A Crackwhore Price Guide
September 5, 2005Opeth---"Ghost Reveries"MoTW---"House of Games"*****************************************************If you haven't done so already, please visit www.redcross.org and make adonation to help those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Any amount helpsand it only takes a few minutes of your time. ******************************************************I actually took the time to watch "Nine Lives" starring Paris…
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Bob meets His Match! (Viewer Email Part 3)
September 20, 2024In the "Viewer Mail Part 1" column, I explained that when I saw the show where the gospel man gave his testimonial about how he come to find the Jesus, I would follow suit. So, I did, in "Viewer Mail Part 2". Now, we're back…
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That Was A Roadtrip Column??!!
July 31, 2021Hahahaha!Looks like Bob TRIED to write a roadtrip column and miserably failed. Go ahead and give it a read. I'll wait. See what I mean? Where's the actual roadtrip? Why are we getting crap about Santa and toenails and dumpsters (which is true, but he…
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So Why Does Bob HAVE To Vote Trump?
August 4, 2023This column won't make any sense unless you read last week's column first, "Bob Commits Votes for Trump…AGAIN!!!" "So, what's the deal?" Bel asks. "Well, back in 2016 Trump had a "get the vote out" campaign which targeted independents." I explain. "Yeah?…" "Some of the…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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